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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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