- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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