- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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