What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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eh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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