- Anti Joke

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?