- Anti Joke

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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