- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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