What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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