- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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