roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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