why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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John Cena for president

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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have safe sex

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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