- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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