EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Poop

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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