How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

your mom

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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