What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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