- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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