Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Where are you going Your house

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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