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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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