- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Women's Rights Movement

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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