why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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