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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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