- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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