- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

dry handjob

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a duck?

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

balls

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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