- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

A person from Singapore eats

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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