Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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