How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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