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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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