A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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ok

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Moooo

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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