- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Rick Santorum 2012

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Ben Corbishley

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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