- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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