- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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