- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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