- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Justin beiber..

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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