two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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