- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

No soap radio

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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