- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Your grandma's cookies.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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