A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

racism...deal with it!

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

I grunt when I poop.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

MySpace.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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