Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

At least I dont have AIDS.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

ugh good riddance

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

breasts

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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