why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Women's rights

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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hey hey apple

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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