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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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