Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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