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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Want to hear a joke? No.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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