QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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asdf

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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