- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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