- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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