- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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