- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Rick Santorum 2012

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

banana

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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