Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

A blind man watches TV

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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