- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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