- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

bronson watt walks into a bar.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Women's rights

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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