Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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How long is a china man?

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Anti Joke

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