what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Tunechi

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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James Patrick Campbell

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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