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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What are annoying? Ads.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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