Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

the bible

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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