Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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8===D

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Anti Joke

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