- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Feminism.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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