if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Your mother is average.

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