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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

The Moon Landing.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

a man walked into a bar....

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