Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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what did the farmer do? plant

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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