- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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