- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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