- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Penis

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Vagina.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Jews

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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