- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A: Knock Knock B: ...

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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