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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

I woke up today

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Justin Bieber

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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