Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Justin Bieber

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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penis

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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