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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

think twice or at least think

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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