What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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so the weather's nice...

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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