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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Where's my tractor?

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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