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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Feminism.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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