If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Delaware? A coat.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

whats the best thing about polio...death

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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