- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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