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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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