What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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