- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

a jew walks out of a furnace

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

long in the tooth!

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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