what's red and horny a red unicorn

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's a joke? Funny

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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